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i mean if you can stand the indigo girls its not ur fault
you were just born that way and you need to accept urself

i get to put that motor in a frame that can actually handle it
watching you drive something that fast will be hilarious
i like travelling with people and you score low on the "likely to molest me while im sleeping" meter
your possible murderer score is slightly higher but its fine on a bell curve
also ive done a lot of shitty things in my life but leaving you high and dry wouldnt be one
it would be lazy and negligent
which is worse

jesus

no this ain’t funny joan, I don’t want you to get screwed over travelling with me

[The thing is...the thing is. He needs to get to Pallas, MA as soon as he can, really. Bennett keeps calling him, increasingly more frantic.]

I’m going to massachusetts

your car is a fucking deathtrap if you make it out of a parking lot in one piece itll be divine intervention
an interstate trip with your suspension and shitty blinkers probably wont kill you
because your truck has a decent roll cage
but i cant say the same of whoever youll probably hit

and i can handle myself
its not like you have an office for me to sit in
were carpooling
i wont interrupt whatever the fuck you got going on in ma because frankly
i dont care
ill be looking for work so i can buy a frame and get my motor back
ive done this before with other people and nobody fucking died
you drama queen

christ you’re stubborn

look how long would it take you to get a frame

and fix up my car after

youre realizing this now?

you mean how long before youd get rid of me in ma?
it depends but ive gotten lucky and done switch outs in a week
that was really lucky though
could take a month or two

i know im a bitch but am i that fucking horrible to be around
im offering you a pretty fucking great deal asshole

yeah yeah guilt me into it why don't you. come on, you know that ain't it

can't cover food and board for two, you gonna make your own way with that

oh fuck off
guilting people is for pussies
im trying to figure out why youre having a conniption
i have a few theories on why youd be trying to keep some dumbass secret
but theyre all really unflattering accusations for someone im gonna be stuck in a truck with for like six fucking hours

can you even cover food and board for one
ive been on my own since i was 15
i can handle it

you really think I can keep secrets, gossip like me

look I know you’re offering me a good deal. I know

if we get moving within the week, fine

hey look at that!
your possible murderer score just went down again

well since i already started
gimme a few days

can i trust you to get a good deal on parts or do i have to haggle too

Edited (hi tired im dad) 2018-08-08 12:03 (UTC)

you just went ahead and started huh
yeah that figures
that’s what I’d do
you bastard

face like this and you ask if I can haggle
don’t worry no one can resist my charm

sod all point asking if you’re sure about this, right

youre welcome

if you help itll go faster
and you might learn how to not fuck up your fucking car this bad for when im gone

good ill start sending you to the nearest junkyard
between the two of us we can get it done way under a week

i can beat you in a fight
with or without my guns
which were bringing
fyi

Edited (the saga continues) 2018-08-08 12:49 (UTC)

for fuck’s sake kid
you could have just not mentioned em

gimme a shopping list. reckon it’ll be an easier or harder sell if I fish out a collar

lying by omission is a sin
probably

youd use the collar to get a better deal?
i knew i liked you for a reason
yeah ill make you a list when i get them off frankenford and tell you the prices and all that shit

theres one more thing
and its important